Thursday, November 17, 2011
American revolutionary football and 7th grade beards linked?
Little John Adam walked out onto the football field for the first time for a modified game. He was forced to bring a birth certificate to show proof of his age. Little John Adam did not know that he was actually a decendent of Big John Adam, the first half back of the American Revolutionary Football team. The American Revolutionary Football league was the reason behind the American Revolution. The Colonial teams formed an alliance which was later renamed the NFL. This group of rag tag football players challenged great britain's best football team to a title match. If the colonial NFL team won they would be granted freedom from the mother country, but if defeated, collectivized of all things and turned into Krab People. Through intense practice, the Colonial revolutionaries were ready to face the London Sillynannies. After an intense game with John Adams running in the final touchdown in overtime, the Colonial NFL team won and this became known as Independance day.
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